Hellen's 400ish

What may be the most usable names to date (IMHO) including those actually in use
All the names that have emanated from Sister Hellen.  
(Only names in bold are known my Hellen to be in use.)
  1. Abbe' Rhode
  2. Abbott Adamn Heathen
  3. Br. Austin Tacious
  4. Br. Buster Chopps
  5. Br. Chuck Bibles
  6. Br. Damn Skippy
  7. Br. Dick Tation
  8. Br. Dig Bick
  9. Br. Dixen Daddy
  10. Br. Evil Luction
  11. Br. Lee Love
  12. Br. Lex Luthrine
  13. Br. Manny Good Intentions
  14. Br. Mary Saboysname [Bro Mary in SF]
  15. Br. Oscar Knight
  16. Brother Nature
  17. Br. Sirius Lee
  18. Br. Willbe Nellie
  19. Deaken Dyke
  20. Dear Abbe'
  21. Fr. Andy Begat
  22. Fr. Butch
  23. Fr. Jose Queervo
  24. Fr. Drew Id
  25. Fr. ExSavior
  26. Father Dada
  27. Fr. Dick Tator
  28. Fr. Flick
  29. Fr. Furry Fury
  30. Fr. Jack Rogers
  31. Fr. Harry Balzak
  32. Fr. Head Nurse
  33. Fr. Hoosier Daddy
  34. Fr. Knowles Best
  35. Fr. Mel Content
  36. Fr. Moe Everything!
  37. Fr. Noah Veil (Guard in Palm Springs Sisters)
  38. Fr. Otto Da Fey
  39. Fr. Papa Woody
  40. Fr. Perry Dox
  41. Fr. Scott Free
  42. Fr. Skip Church
  43. Fr. Vern Al Equanox
  44. Fr. Vin Detta
  45. Friar Tuck Tan Taped
  46. Guard Asgard
  47. Guard Buck Fuddy
  48. Guard Dean The Rightous
  49. Guard Do Dads
  50. Guard Ed Love
  51. Guard Erma Guard!
  52. Guard Ewen Cry, Death to Bigotry
  53. Guard Excala Bear
  54. Guard Goode Knight
  55. Guard Heath Enright
  56. Guard Ian Angel
  57. Guard Jeez, Us!
  58. Guard Jimmy Changa
  59. Guard Kirk Fuffle
  60. Guard Lion Bastard
  61. Guard Major Perv
  62. Guard Storm Bruin
  63. Guard Tim Buck II
  64. Guard Theo Pressed
  65. Guard Urbane Legend
  66. Guard Usa Major Fetish
  67. Guard Woody Blowhard
  68. Pope Friday XIII [spoken for]
  69. Priestess Diana-Isis, the Green Goddess
  70. Pryor Commitment
  71. Sr. Abbess Sinion
  72. Sr. Abbey Cummin Around the Mountain (When I cum) 
  73. Sr. All hail Satin!, of the Rayon Cross    
  74. Sr. Allie Lu, Ya!  
  75. Sr. Aloha Oy!, the Hawaiian Jewish Princess
  76. Sr. Altar Ego
  77. Sr. Amber Ale
  78. Sr. Amen Joy
  79. Sr. Anal Receptive
  80. Sr. Ann A Theist
  81. Sr. Ann Athema
  82. Sr. April Fool's Paradise
  83. Sr. Ashly Wednesday (San Diego Sisters)  
  84. Sr. Athena Beauty
  85. Sr. Auntie Christo 
  86. Sr. Ava Tar, Goddess on Earth
  87. Sr. Babs N Boyland
  88. Sr. Barb Arian  
  89. Sr. Barbwire Streisand
  90. Sr. Bea a Trieste
  91. Sr. Bea Attify  (Sr. Bea Attitude in SF)
  92. Sr. Bea Elsey Bubb  
  93. Sr. Bea Czar
  94. Sr. Belladonna Gay Apparel
  95. Sr. Belle View
  96. Sr. Bertha Christ (Abbey of St Joan)
  97. Sr. Betty Balz
  98. Sr. Biondka Pear
  99. Sr. Bjorn Again
  100. Sr. Blamange DuBoise
  101. Sr. Blast Femmy   
  102. Sr. Bonnie Doom 
  103. Sr. Bridget Bourdaux
  104. Sr. Bridget Toofar
  105. Sr. Buffy Buffy (Sr Buffy inLA SPI)
  106. Sr. Cala Fornia Kate
  107. Sr. Calie Yenta, the Hot Jewish Momma from south of the boarder!
  108. Sr. Camille Lot
  109. Sr. Candy Graham
  110. Sr. Carloda Clowns
  111. Sr. Carman Getit
  112. Sr. Carmelite Apple 
  113. Sr. Carol Chanting
  114. Sr. Carrie Cross  
  115. Sr. Cassy Nova, of our Lady Killa
  116. Sr. Cathy Lick  
  117. Sr. Celene Indulgences
  118. Sr. Celia Fate  (Nov Cecelia Fate in SF)
  119. Sr. Ceres of Fortunate Events
  120. Sr. Champain and Suffering (Daughters of the Divine Eruption)
  121. Sr. Chastity Nevermore
  122. Sr. Cheyenne Modest
  123. Sr. Chic Chic 
  124. Sr. Cinta Lation
  125. Sr. Cookie Duster
  126. Sr. Connie Sewer
  127. Sr. Crazy Whores
  128. Sr. Daya Dee
  129. Sr. Dee Botchery  
  130. Sr. Denise the Menace
  131. Sr. Desira Fection
  132. Sr. Devina Schnitzel (of the Orlando Order)  
  133. Sr. Dharmna Suprise, the Ohm My Goddess
  134. Sr. Diesire Diez-Illa, of the Soviet Sanctum in FaVilla
  135. Sr. Diva 8
  136. Sr. Diva Nation
  137. Sr. Divine Whoreship  
  138. Sr. Dolly Llama  
  139. Sr. Dona Cara
  140. Sr. Donna Creation (originally given to Sr. Eva Destruction as an evil twin name, now in full use by the Seattle Abbey)
  141. Sr. Donna Eis Requiem
  142. Sr. Donna Mankind
  143. Sr. Dora To Anothaworld
  144. Sr. Doe-Ray Mi Falceto
  145. Sr. Doris Dayity   [spoken for]
  146. Sr. Dosie D'oh!
  147. Sr. Drag Grace
  148. Sr. Eartha Lee Delights
  149. Sr. Edith Myflesh
  150. Sr. Electra City
  151. Sr. Elisabliss Taylor  
  152. Sr. Emmy Nence
  153. Sr. Endora Fenn
  154. Sr. Enya Face, Comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable (Sr Enya of the Music City Sisters)
  155. Sr. Ermin on the Mount
  156. Sr. Eulilla Karugg 
  157. Sr. Eve Angelist
  158. Sr, Evelyn Carnate
  159. Sr. Eve L. Omen 
  160. Sr. Faith Izabitch
  161. Sr. Famine Fortune, of the Four Whore'smen of the Apocolysp
  162. Sr. Fanny Powers
  163. Sr. Fairy Well, My Faerie Fae
  164. Sr. Faith Inhumanity
  165. Sr. Farah-Lee Sane
  166. Sr. Fawn Dell  (Sr. Fawn Dell Maibalz of  Palm Springs)
  167. Sr. Fecunda Ditty
  168. Sr. Fleur Tation
  169. Sr. Fiat Lux
  170. Sr. Flor Delay
  171. Sr. Flore Horsemen
  172. Sr. Florence of Arabria
  173. Sr. Fortuna Fame
  174. Sr. Freeda Knight  
  175. Sr. Freeda Lay 
  176. Sr. Freekola
  177. Sr. Fresca Carne
  178. Sr. Furrtility Wright
  179. Sr. Gayl Warning
  180. Sr. Getta Life  
  181. Sr. GiGi Fa 'Q the French Whore
  182. Sr. Gina Tonic the Sparkling
  183. Sr. GladAss of the Joyerus Reserrectum
  184. Sr. Gloria Eggshell Sees Dayglow
  185. Sr. Gloria Whole  (Nov Sr Gloria Wholly)
  186. Sr. Gonna Roundabend
  187. Sr. Göttin Trouble
  188. Sr. Gozer Ownways
  189. Sr. Grace Fullrecovery
  190. Sr. Grace Lick
  191. Sr. Guerilla My Dreams
  192. Sr. Hail Satin!
  193. Sr. Harla Davidson
  194. Sr. Harla Quinn 
  195. Sr. Harry Popins
  196. Sr. Have It Yahweh
  197. Sr. Hazel NutLiquior
  198. Sr. Hebe Hottie
  199. Sr. Heather Sailor
  200. Sr. Hedra Sexual, "the Nun Too Straight" (I only added the tag)
  201. Sr. Hellen Wheels, Acting Superior Mother of the Daughters of the Divine Eruption
  202. Sr. Heidi Youngmen
  203. Sr. Hera Tick (spelled Hera Tique in SF)
  204. Sr. Heidie Hohl
  205. Sr. Heidi Youngmen
  206. Sr. Hextra Special
  207. Sr. Holly Grail
  208. Sr. Holly Mackerel
  209. Sr. Holly Peña Poppers
  210. Sr. Honor Knees   (Sr. Honor Neesalot in Palmspring)
  211. Sr. I Luv the Damned
  212. Sr. Ida Dunim
  213. Sr. Ida Ho
  214. Sr. Idol of the Idle
  215. Sr. Ima Jean Nation
  216. Sr. Imprudence
  217. Sr. Inda Darkshadows
  218. Sr. Indie Goda Devida
  219. Sr. Infie Dell, the Godless Goddess
  220. Sr. Iraina On Parade
  221. Sr. Isadora Bull  
  222. Sr. Izzy Fa King Crazy
  223. Sr. Jade Ed  
  224. Sr. Jane Bond, Double Oh Heven  
  225. Sr. Jane Doe, a Dear, a Female Dear! (Jane Doh! of SF)
  226. Sr. Jane Fonda-Peters  
  227. Sr. Jenn Der Neutral
  228. Sr. Jennie Sis
  229. Sr. Jenny Side
  230. Sr. JenniFur Suit
  231. Sr. Jewel of Denial
  232. Sr. Joy de Vie
  233. Sr. Julie Andrew's Cross
  234. Sr. Juliet of the 151 Spirits
  235. Sr. Karma Lite
  236. Sr. Karmin Sutra  
  237. Sr. Kate Bushfire
  238. Sr. Kay Diddle Diddle
  239. Sr. Killa Instinct
  240. Sr. Kilda Wabbit
  241. Sr. Kitten Kabootle (Abbey of St Joan)
  242. Sr. Kitty Kism (Russian River)
  243. Sr. Kim Burly
  244. Sr. Kizmet Tush
  245. Sr. Kris Mass
  246. Sr. KrisTall Mighty of the Towering Virtues
  247. Sr. Lacretia Borzois  
  248. Sr. Lanna Goshen   
  249. Sr. Latrina de Guttersnipe
  250. Sr. Leica Hoover
  251. Sr. Levina Glittertrail
  252. Sr. Liela Kadog
  253. Sr. Lika Bad Penny
  254. Sr. Lilla This, Nun a' That
  255. Sr. Limone Pledj
  256. Sr. Linda Hand   
  257. Sr. Ling Ling Bling Bling
  258. Sr. Lois Carmen Denominator  
  259. Sr. Lois theycome  
  260. Sr. London Darier
  261. Sr. Lorna Doom
  262. Sr. Lottie Dah (aka Sr. Phylis Stein)
  263. Sr. Lovinda Convent
  264. Sr. Luce Cannon
  265. Sr. Lucy Tainia
  266. Sr. Luvinthia Tension
  267. Sr. Mada Steele
  268. Sr. Madanna on the Rocks, With a Twist
  269. Sr. Madge iNation
  270. Sr. Malice in Wonerland  
  271. Sr. Malisa Forethought
  272. Sr. Margarita Ondarox
  273. Sr. Marilyn Man-hoe
  274. Sr. Marta Damn
  275. Sr. Marti Gras Faux Pas
  276. Sr. Mary Kay La Cima
  277. Sr. Mary Ralph Lauren (I just added the Lauren)
  278. Sr. Mary Un Faithful  
  279. Sr. Mary, Qué? 
  280. Sr. Mary, the Devil  
  281. Sr. Maryanne Gay
  282. Sr. MaryMae Himm of the Havoc Habit
  283. Sr. May Queen Woopi
  284. Sr. Maya Copa
  285. Sr. Maya Woodrose
  286. Sr. Mea Copa Cabana
  287. Sr. Mecca Mesa Everything
  288. Sr. Meg O'lamaniac  
  289. Sr. Megan Whoopy
  290. Sr. Meme In St. Luis
  291. Sr. Menage Ottowa
  292. Sr. Mercedes Benzover (Mercedes Bendover in SF)
  293. Sr. Mercy Beau Coo
  294. Sr. Merlot Thomas, That Nun!
  295. Sr. The Merryin Fidel
  296. Sr. Mess America
  297. Sr. Milka Joke
  298. Sr. Millie Terrie
  299. Sr. Mink Shall inherit the Earth
  300. Sr. Mira Mira Ondawall (Spelled Meira Meira in SF)
  301. Sr. Mothra Stewart
  302. Sr. Nada Virgina Christina [assisted with the name]
  303. Sr. NecroNancy, Dark Mistress of the Ohh Cult Sr. Nora Innocent
  304. Sr. Notina Fortnight
  305. Sr. Nunna That
  306. Sr. Nut Meg
  307. Sr. Nymph O'mania
  308. Sr. Olivia Neutron, the Bomb (Sister Oblivia Neutron Bomb in The Abbey of St Joan)
  309. Sr Onna Highnote
  310. Sr. Onya Knees!
  311. Sr. Ophilia Upp  
  312. Sr. Oui, Oui!
  313. Sr. Pax Heat
  314. Sr. Pearla Great Vice      
  315. Sr. Peg N. Ritual (Paghan Ritual in SF)
  316. Sr. Pergie Tory
  317. Sr. Piña Carlotta
  318. Sr. Plethora Delights
  319. Sr. Poise'n Grace  
  320. Sr. Pontif Kate
  321. Sr. Poppy Cock
  322. Sr. Precocious Psychosis    
  323. Sr. Pretty-Wicked, Evil never looked so good!
  324. Sr. Psycho Delia
  325. Sr. Queen Feraday
  326. Sr. Queernaviere, the Shady Lady of the Lake
  327. Sr. Reeda Goodbook
  328. Sr. Renda Sunder
  329. Sr. Rhoda Enlightenment (Abbey of St Joan)
  330. Sr. Rhoda Nowhere
  331. Sr. Riva Styx, the
  332. Sr. Rolinda Hey [Postulant Rolinda in SF]
  333. Sr. Rula The World
  334. Sr. Ruth Leslie Cunning
  335. Sr. Sacralicious, the Deseret Desert
  336. Sr. Saki Tumi
  337. Sr. Sarah Madre
  338. Sr. Sarah Moniz
  339. Sr. Savior Ass  (Saint Saviour Ass)
  340. Sr. Scarlett Letter  
  341. Sr. Scholasica Procrastica [Oxford Order]
  342. Sr. Sedona Happy Face!
  343. Sr. Sedussa Mormon
  344. Sr. Sera Galio [a Seragalio Is the Name a Harem's Quarters]
  345. Sr. Serra Femm Fatale
  346. Sr. Shirley, Temple of Doom
  347. Sr. Shirley Huejeste
  348. Sr. Sin Sera Lee  
  349. Sr. Sindee Jour
  350. Sr. Sinner Ella
  351. Sr. Sinza Gainstnature
  352. Sr. Sistah
  353. Sr. Sno Virgin
  354. Sr. Snow White-Trash
  355. Sr. Soma Licious
  356. Sr. Somanie Men
  357. Sr. Sommer Over the Rainbow  
  358. Sr. Sonja B. With God
  359. Sr. Sue Casa Mikasa
  360. Sr. Sue Veneer
  361. Sr. Super Cala Fraja Bitchstik Expiating Ala Douches
  362. Sr. Surley Temple
  363. Sr. Sweet Marryanne Joseph!
  364. Sr. Sweetness Ann Blight
  365. Sr. Sybil Libertease [Liberties was my spelling]
  366. Sr. Tara Boom Dee, Yay! [Tara Boom Diay Convent of Dun Eideann]
  367. Sr. Terri Fy, the Child of God
  368. Sr. Thia No Evil  
  369. Sr. Three Penny Oprah
  370. Sr. Tiffany Sacks Macy's
  371. Sr. TinkerBeltane, The Radical Blue Fairie (exact name to follow)
  372. Sr. Tipper Over 
  373. Sr. Tira Knee
  374. Sr. Tobie Determined (Postulant name in SF)
  375. Sr. Twilla Zone
  376. Sr. Unita Clue  
  377. Sr. Val Hala
  378. Sr. Val Kerri
  379. Sr. Vallerie Valdara, Valdara Ha Ha Ha
  380. Sr. Varla Tessa
  381. Sr. Vanity Fairie
  382. Sr. Venus de Milo Standards
  383. Sr. Venus Envy  (the Orlando Sisters)
  384. Sr. Vesper Secrets
  385. Sr. Vicky Veil a Tears
  386. Sr. Vira Lent
  387. Sr. Vodoo You Think You Are?
  388. Sr. Wai Ling Wahl
  389. Sr. Wanda Realmann  
  390. Sr. Wayda Nirvana
  391. Sr. Wendy Shark Bites
  392. Sr. Windy Rosebud of Sneaky Cheeks
  393. Sr. Which Hazel?
  394. Sr. Willow God
  395. Sr. Windy Stormtroopers
  396. Sir Pent, Lord of Temptation
  397. St. Cha Ching Tumi, Sr. Saki and Penny's talented puppy of the above
  398. St. of the Dark Room
  399. St. Lucy Fur the Angel Puppy (also Sr. Lucy Furr)
  400. St. Snaps of the Seductive Shutter
  401. St. Tsu Nami
  402. St. Will Doo (Anything on stage) 
  403. Her most wholly Superior, Mother Fuquore 
  404. The Cuntessa of Vulgaria

The "Original" List was created out of boredom on a trip to LA in 1993

This page was last updated May 2019.