Hellen's 400ish

What may be the most usable names to date (IMHO) including those actually in use
All the names that have emanated from Sister Hellen.  
(Only names in bold are known my Hellen to be in use.)
  1. Abbe' Rhode
  2. Abbott Adamn Heathen
  3. Br. Austin Tacious
  4. Br. Buster Chopps
  5. Br. Chuck Bibles
  6. Br. Damn Skippy
  7. Br. Dick Tation
  8. Br. Dig Bick
  9. Br. Dixen Daddy
  10. Br. Evil Luction
  11. Br. Lee Love
  12. Br. Lex Luthrine
  13. Br. Manny Good Intentions
  14. Br. Mary Saboysname [Bro Mary in SF]
  15. Br. Oscar Knight
  16. Brother Nature
  17. Br. Sirius Lee
  18. Br. Willbe Nellie
  19. Deaken Dyke
  20. Dear Abbe'
  21. Fr. Andy Begat
  22. Fr. Butch
  23. Fr. Jose Queervo
  24. Fr. Drew Id
  25. Fr. ExSavior
  26. Father Dada
  27. Fr. Dick Tator
  28. Fr. Flick
  29. Fr. Furry Fury
  30. Fr. Jack Rogers
  31. Fr. Harry Balzak
  32. Fr. Head Nurse
  33. Fr. Hoosier Daddy
  34. Fr. Knowles Best
  35. Fr. Mel Content
  36. Fr. Moe Everything!
  37. Fr. Noah Veil (Guard in Palm Springs Sisters)
  38. Fr. Otto Da Fey
  39. Fr. Papa Woody
  40. Fr. Perry Dox
  41. Fr. Scott Free
  42. Fr. Skip Church
  43. Fr. Vern Al Equanox
  44. Fr. Vin Detta
  45. Friar Tuck Tan Taped
  46. Guard Asgard
  47. Guard Buck Fuddy
  48. Guard Dean The Rightous
  49. Guard Do Dads
  50. Guard Ed Love
  51. Guard Erma Guard!
  52. Guard Ewen Cry, Death to Bigotry
  53. Guard Excala Bear
  54. Guard Goode Knight
  55. Guard Heath Enright
  56. Guard Ian Angel
  57. Guard Jeez, Us!
  58. Guard Jimmy Changa
  59. Guard Kirk Fuffle
  60. Guard Lion Bastard
  61. Guard Major Perv
  62. Guard Storm Bruin
  63. Guard Tim Buck II
  64. Guard Theo Pressed
  65. Guard Urbane Legend
  66. Guard Usa Major Fetish
  67. Guard Woody Blowhard
  68. Pope Friday XIII [spoken for]
  69. Priestess Diana-Isis, the Green Goddess
  70. Pryor Commitment
  71. Sr. Abbess Sinion
  72. Sr. Abbey Cummin Around the Mountain (When I cum) 
  73. Sr. All hail Satin!, of the Rayon Cross    
  74. Sr. Allie Lu, Ya!  
  75. Sr. Aloha Oy!, the Hawaiian Jewish Princess
  76. Sr. Altar Ego
  77. Sr. Amber Ale
  78. Sr. Amen Joy
  79. Sr. Anal Receptive
  80. Sr. Ann A Theist
  81. Sr. Ann Athema
  82. Sr. April Fool's Paradise
  83. Sr. Ashly Wednesday (San Diego Sisters)  
  84. Sr. Athena Beauty
  85. Sr. Auntie Christo 
  86. Sr. Ava Tar, Goddess on Earth
  87. Sr. Babs N Boyland
  88. Sr. Barb Arian  
  89. Sr. Barbwire Streisand
  90. Sr. Bea a Trieste
  91. Sr. Bea Attify  (Sr. Bea Attitude in SF)
  92. Sr. Bea Elsey Bubb  
  93. Sr. Bea Czar
  94. Sr. Belladonna Gay Apparel
  95. Sr. Belle View
  96. Sr. Bertha Christ (Abbey of St Joan)
  97. Sr. Betty Balz
  98. Sr. Biondka Pear
  99. Sr. Bjorn Again
  100. Sr. Blamange DuBoise
  101. Sr. Blast Femmy   
  102. Sr. Bonnie Doom 
  103. Sr. Bridget Bourdaux
  104. Sr. Bridget Toofar
  105. Sr. Buffy Buffy (Sr Buffy inLA SPI)
  106. Sr. Cala Fornia Kate
  107. Sr. Calie Yenta, the Hot Jewish Momma from south of the boarder!
  108. Sr. Camille Lot
  109. Sr. Candy Graham
  110. Sr. Carloda Clowns
  111. Sr. Carman Getit
  112. Sr. Carmelite Apple 
  113. Sr. Carol Chanting
  114. Sr. Carrie Cross  
  115. Sr. Cassy Nova, of our Lady Killa
  116. Sr. Cathy Lick  
  117. Sr. Celene Indulgences
  118. Sr. Celia Fate  (Nov Cecelia Fate in SF)
  119. Sr. Ceres of Fortunate Events
  120. Sr. Champain and Suffering (Daughters of the Divine Eruption)
  121. Sr. Chastity Nevermore
  122. Sr. Cheyenne Modest
  123. Sr. Chic Chic 
  124. Sr. Cinta Lation
  125. Sr. Cookie Duster
  126. Sr. Connie Sewer
  127. Sr. Crazy Whores
  128. Sr. Daya Dee
  129. Sr. Dee Botchery  
  130. Sr. Denise the Menace
  131. Sr. Desira Fection
  132. Sr. Devina Schnitzel (of the Orlando Order)  
  133. Sr. Dharmna Suprise, the Ohm My Goddess
  134. Sr. Diesire Diez-Illa, of the Soviet Sanctum in FaVilla
  135. Sr. Diva 8
  136. Sr. Diva Nation
  137. Sr. Divine Whoreship  
  138. Sr. Dolly Llama  
  139. Sr. Dona Cara
  140. Sr. Donna Creation (originally given to Sr. Eva Destruction as an evil twin name, now in full use by the Seattle Abbey)
  141. Sr. Donna Eis Requiem
  142. Sr. Donna Mankind
  143. Sr. Dora To Anothaworld
  144. Sr. Doe-Ray Mi Falceto
  145. Sr. Doris Dayity   [spoken for]
  146. Sr. Dosie D'oh!
  147. Sr. Drag Grace
  148. Sr. Eartha Lee Delights
  149. Sr. Edith Myflesh
  150. Sr. Electra City
  151. Sr. Elisabliss Taylor  
  152. Sr. Emmy Nence
  153. Sr. Endora Fenn
  154. Sr. Enya Face, Comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable (Sr Enya of the Music City Sisters)
  155. Sr. Ermin on the Mount
  156. Sr. Eulilla Karugg 
  157. Sr. Eve Angelist
  158. Sr, Evelyn Carnate
  159. Sr. Eve L. Omen 
  160. Sr. Faith Izabitch
  161. Sr. Famine Fortune, of the Four Whore'smen of the Apocolysp
  162. Sr. Fanny Powers
  163. Sr. Fairy Well, My Faerie Fae
  164. Sr. Faith Inhumanity
  165. Sr. Farah-Lee Sane
  166. Sr. Fawn Dell  (Sr. Fawn Dell Maibalz of  Palm Springs)
  167. Sr. Fecunda Ditty
  168. Sr. Fleur Tation
  169. Sr. Fiat Lux
  170. Sr. Flor Delay
  171. Sr. Flore Horsemen
  172. Sr. Florence of Arabria
  173. Sr. Fortuna Fame
  174. Sr. Freeda Knight  
  175. Sr. Freeda Lay 
  176. Sr. Freekola
  177. Sr. Fresca Carne
  178. Sr. Furrtility Wright
  179. Sr. Gayl Warning
  180. Sr. Getta Life  
  181. Sr. GiGi Fa 'Q the French Whore
  182. Sr. Gina Tonic the Sparkling
  183. Sr. GladAss of the Joyerus Reserrectum
  184. Sr. Gloria Eggshell Sees Dayglow
  185. Sr. Gloria Whole  (Nov Sr Gloria Wholly)
  186. Sr. Gonna Roundabend
  187. Sr. Göttin Trouble
  188. Sr. Gozer Ownways
  189. Sr. Grace Fullrecovery
  190. Sr. Grace Lick
  191. Sr. Guerilla My Dreams
  192. Sr. Hail Satin!
  193. Sr. Harla Davidson
  194. Sr. Harla Quinn 
  195. Sr. Harry Popins
  196. Sr. Have It Yahweh
  197. Sr. Hazel NutLiquior
  198. Sr. Hebe Hottie
  199. Sr. Heather Sailor
  200. Sr. Hedra Sexual, "the Nun Too Straight" (I only added the tag)
  201. Sr. Hellen Wheels, Acting Superior Mother of the Daughters of the Divine Eruption
  202. Sr. Heidi Youngmen
  203. Sr. Hera Tick (spelled Hera Tique in SF)
  204. Sr. Heidie Hohl
  205. Sr. Heidi Youngmen
  206. Sr. Hell O'Kitty
  207. Sr. Hextra Special
  208. Sr. Holly Grail
  209. Sr. Holly Mackerel
  210. Sr. Holly Peña Poppers
  211. Sr. Honor Knees   (Sr. Honor Neesalot in Palmspring)
  212. Sr. I Luv the Damned
  213. Sr. Ida Dunim
  214. Sr. Ida Ho
  215. Sr. Idol of the Idle
  216. Sr. Ima Jean Nation
  217. Sr. Imprudence
  218. Sr. Inda Darkshadows
  219. Sr. Indie Goda Devida
  220. Sr. Infie Dell, the Godless Goddess
  221. Sr. Iraina On Parade
  222. Sr. Isadora Bull  
  223. Sr. Izzy Fa King Crazy
  224. Sr. Jade Ed  
  225. Sr. Jane Bond, Double Oh Heven  
  226. Sr. Jane Doe, a Dear, a Female Dear! (Jane Doh! of SF)
  227. Sr. Jane Fonda-Peters  
  228. Sr. Jenn Der Neutral
  229. Sr. Jennie Sis
  230. Sr. Jenny Side
  231. Sr. JenniFur Suit
  232. Sr. Jewel of Denial
  233. Sr. Joy de Vie
  234. Sr. Julie Andrew's Cross
  235. Sr. Juliet of the 151 Spirits
  236. Sr. Karma Lite
  237. Sr. Karmin Sutra  
  238. Sr. Kate Bushfire
  239. Sr. Kay Diddle Diddle
  240. Sr. Killa Instinct
  241. Sr. Kilda Wabbit
  242. Sr. Kitten Kabootle (Abbey of St Joan)
  243. Sr. Kitty Kism (Russian River)
  244. Sr. Kim Burly
  245. Sr. Kizmet Tush
  246. Sr. Kris Mass
  247. Sr. KrisTall Mighty of the Towering Virtues
  248. Sr. Lacretia Borzois  
  249. Sr. Lanna Goshen   
  250. Sr. Latrina de Guttersnipe
  251. Sr. Leica Hoover
  252. Sr. Levina Glittertrail
  253. Sr. Liela Kadog
  254. Sr. Lika Bad Penny
  255. Sr. Lilla This, Nun a' That
  256. Sr. Limone Pledj
  257. Sr. Linda Hand   
  258. Sr. Ling Ling Bling Bling
  259. Sr. Lois Carmen Denominator  
  260. Sr. Lois theycome  
  261. Sr. London Darier
  262. Sr. Lorna Doom
  263. Sr. Lottie Dah (aka Sr. Phylis Stein)
  264. Sr. Lovinda Convent
  265. Sr. Luce Cannon
  266. Sr. Lucy Tainia
  267. Sr. Luvinthia Tension
  268. Sr. Macy Miracles
  269. Sr. Mada Steele
  270. Sr. Madanna on the Rocks, With a Twist
  271. Sr. Madge iNation
  272. Sr. Malice in Wonerland  
  273. Sr. Malisa Forethought
  274. Sr. Margarita Ondarox
  275. Sr. Marilyn Man-hoe
  276. Sr. Marta Damn
  277. Sr. Marti Gras Faux Pas
  278. Sr. Mary Kay La Cima
  279. Sr. Mary Ralph Lauren (I just added the Lauren)
  280. Sr. Mary Un Faithful  
  281. Sr. Mary, Qué? 
  282. Sr. Mary, the Devil  
  283. Sr. Maryanne Gay
  284. Sr. MaryMae Himm of the Havoc Habit
  285. Sr. May Queen Woopi
  286. Sr. Maya Copa
  287. Sr. Maya Woodrose
  288. Sr. Mea Copa Cabana
  289. Sr. Mecca Mesa Everything
  290. Sr. Meg O'lamaniac  
  291. Sr. Megan Whoopy
  292. Sr. Meme In St. Luis
  293. Sr. Menage Ottowa
  294. Sr. Mercedes Benzover (Mercedes Bendover in SF)
  295. Sr. Mercy Beau Coo
  296. Sr. Merlot Thomas, That Nun!
  297. Sr. The Merryin Fidel
  298. Sr. Mess America
  299. Sr. Milka Joke
  300. Sr. Millie Terrie
  301. Sr. Mink Shall inherit the Earth
  302. Sr. Mira Mira Ondawall (Spelled Meira Meira in SF)
  303. Sr. Mothra Stewart
  304. Sr. Nada Virgina Christina [assisted with the name]
  305. Sr. NecroNancy, Dark Mistress of the Ohh Cult Sr. Nora Innocent
  306. Sr. Notina Fortnight
  307. Sr. Nunna That
  308. Sr. Nut Meg
  309. Sr. Nymph O'mania
  310. Sr. Olivia Neutron, the Bomb (Sister Oblivia Neutron Bomb in The Abbey of St Joan)
  311. Sr Onna Highnote
  312. Sr. Onya Knees!
  313. Sr. Ophilia Upp  
  314. Sr. Oui, Oui!
  315. Sr. Pax Heat
  316. Sr. Pearla Great Vice      
  317. Sr. Peg N. Ritual (Paghan Ritual in SF)
  318. Sr. Pergie Tory
  319. Sr. Piña Carlotta
  320. Sr. Plethora Delights
  321. Sr. Poise'n Grace  
  322. Sr. Pontif Kate
  323. Sr. Poppy Cock
  324. Sr. Precocious Psychosis    
  325. Sr. Pretty-Wicked, Evil never looked so good!
  326. Sr. Psycho Delia
  327. Sr. Queen Feraday
  328. Sr. Queernaviere, the Shady Lady of the Lake
  329. Sr. Reeda Goodbook
  330. Sr. Renda Sunder
  331. Sr. Rhoda Enlightenment (Abbey of St Joan)
  332. Sr. Rhoda Nowhere
  333. Sr. Riva Styx, the
  334. Sr. Rolinda Hey [Postulant Rolinda in SF]
  335. Sr. Rula The World
  336. Sr. Ruth Leslie Cunning
  337. Sr. Sacralicious, the Deseret Desert
  338. Sr. Saki Tumi
  339. Sr. Sarah Madre
  340. Sr. Sarah Moniz
  341. Sr. Savior Ass  (Saint Saviour Ass)
  342. Sr. Scarlett Letter  
  343. Sr. Scholasica Procrastica [Oxford Order]
  344. Sr. Sedona Happy Face!
  345. Sr. Sedussa Mormon
  346. Sr. Sera Galio [a Seragalio Is the Name a Harem's Quarters]
  347. Sr. Serra Femm Fatale
  348. Sr. Shirley, Temple of Doom
  349. Sr. Shirley Huejeste
  350. Sr. Sin Serah Lee  
  351. Sr. Sindee Jour
  352. Sr. Sinner Ella
  353. Sr. Sinza Gainstnature
  354. Sr. Sistah
  355. Sr. Sno Virgin
  356. Sr. Snow White-Trash
  357. Sr. Soma Licious
  358. Sr. Somanie Men
  359. Sr. Sommer Over the Rainbow  
  360. Sr. Sonja B. With God
  361. Sr. Sue Casa Mikasa
  362. Sr. Sue Veneer
  363. Sr. Super Cala Fraja Bitchstik Expiating Ala Douches
  364. Sr. Surley Temple
  365. Sr. Sweet Marryanne Joseph!
  366. Sr. Sweetness Ann Blight
  367. Sr. Sybil Libertease [Liberties was my spelling]
  368. Sr. Tara Boom Dee, Yay! [Tara Boom Diay Convent of Dun Eideann]
  369. Sr. Terri Fy, the Child of God
  370. Sr. Thia No Evil  
  371. Sr. Three Penny Oprah
  372. Sr. Tiffany Sacks Macy's
  373. Sr. TinkerBeltane, The Radical Blue Fairie (exact name to follow)
  374. Sr. Tipper Over 
  375. Sr. Tira Knee
  376. Sr. Tobie Determined (Postulant name in SF)
  377. Sr. Twilla Zone
  378. Sr. Val Hala
  379. Sr. Val Kerri
  380. Sr. Vallerie Valdara, Valdara Ha Ha Ha
  381. Sr. Varla Tessa
  382. Sr. Vanity Fairie
  383. Sr. Venus de Milo Standards
  384. Sr. Venus Envy  (the Orlando Sisters)
  385. Sr. Vesper Secrets
  386. Sr. Vicky Veil a Tears
  387. Sr. Vira Lent
  388. Sr. Vodoo You Think You Are?
  389. Sr. Wai Ling Wahl
  390. Sr. Wanda Realmann  
  391. Sr. Wayda Nirvana
  392. Sr. Wendy Shark Bites
  393. Sr. Windy Rosebud of Sneaky Cheeks
  394. Sr. Which Hazel?
  395. Sr. Willow God
  396. Sr. Windy Stormtroopers
  397. Sir Pent, Lord of Temptation
  398. St. Cha Ching Tumi, Sr. Saki and Penny's talented puppy of the above
  399. St. of the Dark Room
  400. St. Lucy Fur the Angel Puppy (also Sr. Lucy Furr)
  401. St. Snaps of the Seductive Shutter
  402. St. Tsu Nami
  403. St. Will Doo (Anything on stage) 
  404. Her most wholly Superior, Mother Fuquore 
  405. The Cuntessa of Vulgaria

The "Original" List was created out of boredom on a trip to LA in 1993

This page was last updated June 2019.