Hellen's 400ish

What may be the most usable names to date (IMHO) including those actually in use
All the names that have emanated from Sister Hellen.  
(Only names in bold are known my Hellen to be in use.)
  1. Abbe' Rhode
  2. Abbott Adamn Heathen
  3. Br. Austin Tacious
  4. Br. Buster Chopps
  5. Br. Chuck Bibles
  6. Br. Damn Skippy
  7. Br. Dick Tation
  8. Br. Dig Bick
  9. Br. Dixen Daddy
  10. Br. Evil Luction
  11. Br. Lee Love
  12. Br. Manny Good Intentions
  13. Br. Mary Saboysname [Bro Mary in SF]
  14. Br. Oscar Knight
  15. Brother Nature
  16. Br. Sirius Lee
  17. Br. Willbe Nellie
  18. Deaken Dyke
  19. Dear Abbe'
  20. Fr. Andy Begat
  21. Fr. Andy Rose
  22. Fr. Art van Dell
  23. Fr. Butch
  24. Fr. Jose Queervo
  25. Fr. Drew Id
  26. Fr. ExSavior
  27. Father Dada
  28. Fr. Dick Tator
  29. Fr. Flick
  30. Fr. Furry Fury
  31. Fr. Jack Rogers
  32. Fr. Harry Balzak
  33. Fr. Head Nurse
  34. Fr. Hoosier Daddy
  35. Fr. Knowles Best
  36. Fr. Marc Mywords
  37. Fr. Mel Content
  38. Fr. Moe Everything!
  39. Fr. Noah Veil (Guard in Palm Springs Sisters)
  40. Fr. Otto Da Fey
  41. Fr. Papa Woody
  42. Fr. Perry Dox
  43. Fr. Scott Free
  44. Fr. Skip Church
  45. Fr. Vern Al Equanox
  46. Fr. Vin Detta
  47. Friar Tuck Tan Taped
  48. Guard Aladin Everyport
  49. Guard Dark Secrets
  50. Guard Dean of the Unconvensional
  51. Guard Ed Love
  52. Guard Erma Guard!
  53. Guard Ewen Cry, Death to Bigotry
  54. Guard Excala Bear
  55. Guard Goode Knight
  56. Guard Heath Enright
  57. Guard Ian Angel
  58. Guard Jeez, Us!
  59. Guard Jimmy Changa
  60. Guard Kirk Fuffle
  61. Guard Lion Bastard
  62. Guard Major Perv
  63. Guard Manuel Labor
  64. Guard Nealan Service
  65. Guard Rich Spirit
  66. Guard Storm Bruin
  67. Guard Tim Buck II
  68. Guard Theo Pressed
  69. Guard Usa Major Fetish
  70. Guard Woody Blowhard
  71. Pope Friday XIII [spoken for]
  72. Priestess Diana-Isis, the Green Goddess
  73. Pryor Commitment
  74. Sr. Abbess Sinion
  75. Sr. Abbey Cummin Around the Mountain (When I cum) 
  76. Sr. All hail Satin!, of the Rayon Cross    
  77. Sr. Allie Lu, Ya!  
  78. Sr. Aloha Oy!, the Hawaiian Jewish Princess
  79. Sr. Altar Ego
  80. Sr. Amber Ale
  81. Sr. Ambrosia, Fruit of the Gods
  82. Sr. Amen Joy
  83. Sr. Anal Receptive
  84. Sr. Ann A Theist
  85. Sr. Ann Athema
  86. Sr. Ashly Wednesday (San Diego Sisters)  
  87. Sr. Athena Beauty
  88. Sr. Auntie Christo 
  89. Sr. Ava Riss of the Coveting Convent
  90. Sr. Ava Tar, Goddess on Earth
  91. Sr. Babs N Boyland
  92. Sr. Barb Arian  
  93. Sr. Barb-Eric Rituals
  94. Sr. Barbwire Streisand
  95. Sr. Bea a Trieste
  96. Sr. Bea Attify  (Sr. Bea Attitude in SF)
  97. Sr. Bea Elsey Bubb  
  98. Sr. Bea Czar
  99. Sr. Belle View  
  100. Sr. Bertha Christ (Abbey of St Joan)
  101. Sr. Betty Balz
  102. Sr. Biondka Pear
  103. Sr. Bjorn Again
  104. Sr. Blamange DuBoise
  105. Sr. Blast Femmy   
  106. Sr. Bonnie Doom 
  107. Sr. Bonny Venture 
  108. Sr. Bridget Bourdaux
  109. Sr. Bridget Toofar
  110. Sr. Buffy Buffy (Sr Buffy inLA SPI)
  111. Sr. Bunny Coats
  112. Sr. Cala Fornia Kate
  113. Sr. Calie Yenta, the Hot Jewish Momma from south of the boarder!
  114. Sr. Camille Lot
  115. Sr. Candy Graham
  116. Sr. Canoly Hope 
  117. Sr. Carman Getit
  118. Sr. Carmelite Apple 
  119. Sr. Carol Chanting
  120. Sr. Carrie Cross  
  121. Sr. Cassy Nova, of our Lady Killa
  122. Sr. Cathy Lick  
  123. Sr. Celene Indulgences
  124. Sr. Celia Fate  (Nov Cecelia Fate in SF)
  125. Sr. Champain and Suffering (Daughters of the Divine Eruption)
  126. Sr. Chastity Nevermore
  127. Sr. Cheyenne Modest
  128. Sr. Chic Chic 
  129. Sr. Cinta Lation
  130. Sr. Conjuina Demon
  131. Sr. Connie Lingus     
  132. Sr. Cookie Duster
  133. Sr. Cougar Ondaluce
  134. Sr. Crazy Whores
  135. Sr. Daffodil Doe
  136. Sr. Dana Life of a Nun
  137. Sr. Daya Dee
  138. Sr. Dee Botchery  
  139. Sr. Dee Iddy  
  140. Sr. Denise the Menace
  141. Sr. Desira Fection
  142. Sr. Devina Schnitzel (of the Orlando Order)  
  143. Sr. Dharmna Suprise, the Ohm My Goddess
  144. Sr. Diesire Diez-Illa, of the Soviet Sanctum in FaVilla
  145. Sr. Diva 8
  146. Sr. Divine Nation
  147. Sr. Divine Whoreship  
  148. Sr. Dolly Llama  
  149. Sr. Dona Cara
  150. Sr. Donna Creation (originally given to Sr. Eva Destruction as an evil twin name, now in full use by the Seattle Abbey)
  151. Sr. Donna Eis Requiem
  152. Sr. Donna Mankind
  153. Sr. Dora To Anothaworld
  154. Sr. Doe-Ray Mi Falceto
  155. Sr. Doris Dayity   [spoken for]
  156. Sr. Dosie D'oh!
  157. Sr. Drag Grace
  158. Sr. Eartha Lee Delights
  159. Sr. Edith Myflesh
  160. Sr. Electra City
  161. Sr. Elisabliss Taylor  
  162. Sr. Emmy Nence
  163. Sr. Endora Fenn
  164. Sr. Enya Face, Comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable (Sr Enya of the Music City Sisters)
  165. Sr. Ermin on the Mount
  166. Sr. Ethel Alcohol
  167. Sr. Eulilla Karugg 
  168. Sr. Eva Jing Angel
  169. Sr. Eve Angelist
  170. Sr, Evelyn Carnate
  171. Sr. Eve L. Omen 
  172. Sr. Faith Izabitch
  173. Sr. Famine Fortune, of the Four Whore'smen of the Apocolysp
  174. Sr. Fanny Powers
  175. Sr. Fairy Well, My Faerie Fae
  176. Sr. Farah-Lee Sane
  177. Sr. Fawn Dell  (Sr. Fawn Dell Maibalz of  Palm Springs)
  178. Sr. Fecunda Ditty
  179. Sr. Fleur Tation
  180. Sr. Fiat Lux
  181. Sr. Flor Delay
  182. Sr. Flore Horsemen
  183. Sr. Florence of Arabria
  184. Sr. Fortuna Fame
  185. Sr. Freeda Knight  
  186. Sr. Freeda Lay 
  187. Sr. Freekola
  188. Sr. Fresca Carne
  189. Sr. Furrtility Wright
  190. Sr. Gayl Warning
  191. Sr. Getta Life  
  192. Sr. GiGi Fa 'Q the French Whore
  193. Sr. Gina Tonic the Sparkling
  194. Sr. GladAss of the Joyerus Reserrectum
  195. Sr. Gloria Eggshell Sees Dayglow
  196. Sr. Gloria Whole  (Nov Sr Gloria Wholly)
  197. Sr. Gonna Roundabend
  198. Sr. Göttin Trouble
  199. Sr. Gozer Ownways
  200. Sr. Grace Fullrecovery
  201. Sr. Grace Lick
  202. Sr. Guerilla My Dreams
  203. Sr. Hail Satin!
  204. Sr. Harla Davidson
  205. Sr. Harla Quinn 
  206. Sr. Harry Popins
  207. Sr. Have It Yahweh
  208. Sr. Hebe Hottie
  209. Sr. Heather Sailor
  210. Sr. Hedra Sexual, "the Nun Too Straight" (I only added the tag)
  211. Sr. Hellen Wheels, Acting Superior Mother of the Daughters of the Divine Eruption
  212. Sr. Heidi Sausage
  213. Sr. Hellyanona Harley
  214. Sr. Hera Tick (spelled Hera Tique in SF)
  215. Sr. Heidi Sausage
  216. Sr. Heidie Hohl
  217. Sr. Hextra Special
  218. Sr. Holly Grail
  219. Sr. Holly Mackerel
  220. Sr. Holly Peña Poppers
  221. Sr. Honor Knees   (Sr. Honor Neesalot in Palmspring)
  222. Sr. I Luv the Damned
  223. Sr. Ida Ho
  224. Sr. Idol of the Idle
  225. Sr. Ima Jean Nation
  226. Sr. Imprudence
  227. Sr. Inda Darkshadows
  228. Sr. Indie Goda Devida
  229. Sr. Insacia Belle
  230. Sr. Iraina On Parade
  231. Sr. Isadora Bull  
  232. Sr. Izzy Fa King Crazy
  233. Sr. Jade Ed  
  234. Sr. Jane Bond, Double Oh Heven  
  235. Sr. Jane Doe, a Dear, a Female Dear! (Jane Doh! of SF)
  236. Sr. Jane Fonda-Peters  
  237. Sr. Janus Toofaced
  238. Sr. Jenn Der Neutral
  239. Sr. Jennie Sis
  240. Sr. Jenny Side
  241. Sr. JenniFur Suit
  242. Sr. Jewel of Denial
  243. Sr. Joy de Vie
  244. Sr. Julie Andew's Cross
  245. Sr. Juliet of the 151 Spirits
  246. Sr. Karma Lite
  247. Sr. Karmin Sutra  
  248. Sr. Kate Bushfire
  249. Sr. Kay Diddle Diddle
  250. Sr. Killa Instinct
  251. Sr. Kilda Wabbit
  252. Sr. Kitten Kabootle (Abbey of St Joan)
  253. Sr. Kitty Kism (Russian River)
  254. Sr. Kim Burly
  255. Sr. Kris Mass
  256. Sr. KrisTall Mighty of the Towering Virtues
  257. Sr. Lacretia Borzois  
  258. Sr. Lanna Goshen   
  259. Sr. Latrina de Guttersnipe
  260. Sr. Leica Hoover
  261. Sr. Levina Glittertrail
  262. Sr. Lika Bad Penny
  263. Sr. Lil Deville
  264. Sr. Lilla This, Nun a' That
  265. Sr. Limone Pledj
  266. Sr. Linda Hand   
  267. Sr. Ling Ling Bling Bling
  268. Sr. Lois Carmen Denominator  
  269. Sr. Lois theycome  
  270. Sr. London Darier
  271. Sr. Lorna Doom
  272. Sr. Lottie Dah (aka Sr. Phylis Stein)
  273. Sr. Lovinda Convent
  274. Sr. Luce Cannon
  275. Sr. Lucy Tainia
  276. Sr. Luvinthia Tension
  277. Sr. Mada Steele
  278. Sr. Madanna on the Rocks, With a Twist
  279. Sr. Madge iNation
  280. Sr. Malice in Wonerland  
  281. Sr. Malisa Forethought  
  282. Sr. Marilyn Man-hoe
  283. Sr. Marta Damn
  284. Sr. Marti Gras Faux Pas
  285. Sr. Mary Kay La Cima
  286. Sr. Mary Ralph Lauren (I just added the Lauren)
  287. Sr. Mary Un Faithful  
  288. Sr. Mary, Qué? 
  289. Sr. Mary, the Devil  
  290. Sr. Maryanne Gay
  291. Sr. MaryMae Himm of the Havoc Habit
  292. Sr. May Queen Woopi
  293. Sr. Maya Copa
  294. Sr. Maya Woodrose
  295. Sr. Mea Copa Cabana
  296. Sr. Mecca Mesa Everything
  297. Sr. Meg O'lamaniac  
  298. Sr. Megan Whoopy
  299. Sr. Meme In St. Luis
  300. Sr. Menage Ottowa
  301. Sr. Mercedes Benzover (Mercedes Bendover in SF)
  302. Sr. Mercy Beau Coo
  303. Sr. Merlot Thomas, That Nun!
  304. Sr. The Merryin Fidel
  305. Sr. Mess America
  306. Sr. Milka Punchline
  307. Sr. Millie Terrie
  308. Sr. Mink Shall inherit the Earth
  309. Sr. Mira Mira Ondawall (Spelled Meira Meira in SF)
  310. Sr. Mothra Stewart
  311. Sr. My Paris Perfect
  312. Sr. Nada Virgina Christina [assisted with the name]
  313. Sr. Nora Innocent
  314. Sr. Notina Fortnight
  315. Sr. Nunna That
  316. Sr. Nymph O'mania
  317. Sr. Odetta 2 Society
  318. Sr. Olivia Neutron, the Bomb (Sister Oblivia Neutron Bomb in The Abbey of St Joan)
  319. Sr. Olivia Life To the Fullest
  320. Sr. Onda Cross
  321. Sr. Onya Knees!
  322. Sr. Ophilia Upp  
  323. Sr. Oui, Oui!
  324. Sr. Pax Heat
  325. Sr. Peara Duces
  326. Sr. Pearla Great Vice      
  327. Sr. Peg N. Ritual (Paghan Ritual in SF)
  328. Sr. Penni Guinn
  329. Sr. Pergie Tory
  330. Sr. Pepper Potts
  331. Sr. Piña Carlotta
  332. Sr. Plethora Delights
  333. Sr. Poise'n Grace  
  334. Sr. Pontif Kate
  335. Sr. Poppy Cock
  336. Sr. Precocious Psychosis    
  337. Sr. Pretty-Wicked, Evil never looked so good!
  338. Sr. Psycho Delia
  339. Sr. Queen Feraday
  340. Sr. Queernaviere, the Shady Lady of the Lake
  341. Sr. Questa the Holy Gurrl
  342. Sr. Reeda Goodbook
  343. Sr. Renda Sunder
  344. Sr. Rhoda Enlightenment (Abbey of St Joan)
  345. Sr. Rhoda Nowhere
  346. Sr. Rhonda Lay
  347. Sr. Riva Styx, the
  348. Sr. Rolinda Hey [Postulant Rolinda in SF]
  349. Sr. Rosanne Rose O'Shoes
  350. Sr. Rula The World
  351. Sr. Ruth Leslie Cunning
  352. Sr. Sacralicious, the Deseret Desert
  353. Sr. Saki Tumi
  354. Sr. SaMantha Tsinadress
  355. Sr. Sarah Madre
  356. Sr. Sarah Moniz
  357. Sr. Savior Ass  (Saint Saviour Ass)
  358. Sr. Scarlett Letter  
  359. Sr. Scholasica Procrastica [Oxford Order]
  360. Sr. Sedona Happy Face!
  361. Sr. Sedussa Mormon
  362. Sr. Sera Galio [a Seragalio Is the Name a Harem's Quarters]
  363. Sr. Serra Femm Fatale
  364. Sr. Shirley, Temple of Doom
  365. Sr. Shirley Huejeste
  366. Sr. Sin Sera Lee  
  367. Sr. Sindee Jour
  368. Sr. Sinner Ella
  369. Sr. Sinza Gainstnature
  370. Sr. Sistah
  371. Sr. Sno Virgin
  372. Sr. Soma Licious
  373. Sr. Somanie Men
  374. Sr. Sommer Over the Rainbow  
  375. Sr. Sommer Whittier
  376. Sr. Sonja B. With God
  377. Sr. Sue Casa Mikasa
  378. Sr. Sue Veneer
  379. Sr. Super Cala Fraja Bitchstik Expiating Ala Douches
  380. Sr. Surley Temple
  381. Sr. Sweet Marryanne Joseph!
  382. Sr. Sweetness Ann Blight
  383. Sr. Sybil Libertease [Liberties was my spelling]
  384. Sr. Tammy Bae Faker
  385. Sr. Tara Boom Dee, Yay! [Tara Boom Diay Convent of Dun Eideann]
  386. Sr. Terri Fy, the Child of God
  387. Sr. Thia No Evil  
  388. Sr. Three Penny Oprah
  389. Sr. Tiffany Sacks Macy's
  390. Sr. TinkerBeltane, The Radical Blue Fairie (exact name to follow)
  391. Sr. Tipper Over 
  392. Sr. Tira Knee
  393. Sr. Tobie Determined (Postulant name in SF)
  394. Sr. Twilla Zone
  395. Sr. Twina Rockana Hardman
  396. Sr. TwoLips Ann Moore
  397. Sr. Unita Clue  
  398. Sr. Val Hala
  399. Sr. Val Kerri
  400. Sr. Vallerie Valdara, Valdara Ha Ha Ha
  401. Sr. Varla Tessa
  402. Sr. Vanity Fairie
  403. Sr. Venus Envy  (the Orlando Sisters)
  404. Sr. Vesper Secrets
  405. Sr. Vi China Syndrom
  406. Sr. Vicky Veil a Tears
  407. Sr. Victoria Secretions
  408. Sr. Vira Lent
  409. Sr. Vodoo You Think You Are?
  410. Sr. Wai Ling Wahl
  411. Sr. Wanda Realmann  
  412. Sr. Wayda Nirvana
  413. Sr. Wendy Shark Bites
  414. Sr. Which Hazel?
  415. Sr. Willow God
  416. Sr. Windy Stormtroopers
  417. Sir Pent, Lord of Temptation
  418. St. Cha Ching Tumi, Sr. Saki and Penny's talented puppy of the above
  419. St. of the Dark Room
  420. St. Lucy Fur the Angel Puppy (also Sr. Lucy Furr)
  421. St. Snaps of the Seductive Shutter
  422. St. Tsu Nami
  423. St. Will Doo (Anything on stage) 
  424. Her most wholly Superior, Mother Fuquore 
  425. The Cuntessa of Vulgaria

The "Original" List was created out of boredom on a trip to LA in 1993

This page was last updated Aug 2017.