Hellen's 400ish

What may be the most usable names to date (IMHO) including those actually in use
All the names that have emanated from Sister Hellen.  
(Only names in bold are known my Hellen to be in use.)
  1. Abbe' Rhode
  2. Abbott Adamn Heathen
  3. Br. Austin Tacious
  4. Br. Buster Chopps
  5. Br. Chuck Bibles
  6. Br. Damn Skippy
  7. Br. Dick Tation
  8. Br. Dig Bick
  9. Br. Dixen Daddy
  10. Br. Evil Luction
  11. Br. Lee Love
  12. Br. Manny Good Intentions
  13. Br. Mary Saboysname [Bro Mary in SF]
  14. Br. Oscar Knight
  15. Brother Nature
  16. Br. Sirius Lee
  17. Br. Willbe Nellie
  18. Deaken Dyke
  19. Dear Abbe'
  20. Fr. Andy Begat
  21. Fr. Andy Rose
  22. Fr. Art van Dell
  23. Fr. Butch
  24. Fr. Jose Queervo
  25. Fr. Drew Id
  26. Fr. ExSavior
  27. Father Dada
  28. Fr. Dick Tator
  29. Fr. Flick
  30. Fr. Furry Fury
  31. Fr. Jack Rogers
  32. Fr. Harry Balzak
  33. Fr. Head Nurse
  34. Fr. Hoosier Daddy
  35. Fr. Knowles Best
  36. Fr. Marc Mywords
  37. Fr. Mel Content
  38. Fr. Moe Everything!
  39. Fr. Noah Veil (Guard in Palm Springs Sisters)
  40. Fr. Otto Da Fey
  41. Fr. Papa Woody
  42. Fr. Perry Dox
  43. Fr. Scott Free
  44. Fr. Skip Church
  45. Fr. Vern Al Equanox
  46. Fr. Vin Detta
  47. Guard Aladin Everyport
  48. Guard Dark Secrets
  49. Guard Dean of the Unconvensional
  50. Guard Ed Love
  51. Guard Erma Guard!
  52. Guard Ewen Cry, Death to Bigotry
  53. Guard Excala Bear
  54. Guard Goode Knight
  55. Guard Heath Enright
  56. Guard Ian Angel
  57. Guard Jeez, Us!
  58. Guard Kirk Fuffle
  59. Guard Lion Bastard
  60. Guard Major Perv
  61. Guard Manuel Labor
  62. Guard Nealan Service
  63. Guard Rich Spirit
  64. Guard Storm Bruin
  65. Guard Tim Buck II
  66. Guard Theo Pressed
  67. Guard Usa Major Fetish
  68. Guard Woody Blowhard
  69. Pope Friday XIII [spoken for]
  70. Priestess Diana-Isis, the Green Goddess
  71. Pryor Commitment
  72. Sr. Abbess Sinion
  73. Sr. Abbey Cummin Around the Mountain (When I cum) 
  74. Sr. All hail Satin!, of the Rayon Cross    
  75. Sr. Allie Lu, Ya!  
  76. Sr. Aloha Oy!, the Hawaiian Jewish Princess
  77. Sr. Altar Ego
  78. Sr. Amber Ale
  79. Sr. Ambrosia, Fruit of the Gods
  80. Sr. Amen Joy
  81. Sr. Anal Receptive
  82. Sr. Ann A Theist 
  83. Sr. Ashly Wednesday (San Diego Sisters)  
  84. Sr. Athena Beauty
  85. Sr. Auntie Christo 
  86. Sr. Ava Riss of the Coveting Convent
  87. Sr. Ava Tar, Goddess on Earth
  88. Sr. Babs N Boyland
  89. Sr. Barb Arian  
  90. Sr. Barb-Eric Rituals
  91. Sr. Barbwire Streisand
  92. Sr. Bea a Trieste
  93. Sr. Bea Attify  (Sr. Bea Attitude in SF)
  94. Sr. Bea Elsey Bubb  
  95. Sr. Bea Czar
  96. Sr. Belle View  
  97. Sr. Bertha Christ (Abbey of St Joan)
  98. Sr. Betty Balz
  99. Sr. Biondka Pear
  100. Sr. Bjorn Again
  101. Sr. Blamange DuBoise
  102. Sr. Blast Femmy   
  103. Sr. Bonnie Doom 
  104. Sr. Bonny Venture 
  105. Sr. Bridget Bourdaux
  106. Sr. Bridget Toofar
  107. Sr. Buffy Buffy (Sr Buffy inLA SPI)
  108. Sr. Bunny Coats
  109. Sr. Cala Fornia Kate
  110. Sr. Calie Yenta, the Hot Jewish Momma from south of the boarder!
  111. Sr. Camille Lot
  112. Sr. Candy Graham
  113. Sr. Canoly Hope 
  114. Sr. Carman Getit
  115. Sr. Carmelite Apple 
  116. Sr. Carol Chanting
  117. Sr. Carrie Cross  
  118. Sr. Cassy Nova, of our Lady Killa
  119. Sr. Cathy Lick  
  120. Sr. Celene Indulgences
  121. Sr. Celia Fate  (Nov Cecelia Fate in SF)
  122. Sr. Champain and Suffering (Daughters of the Divine Eruption)
  123. Sr. Chastity Nevermore
  124. Sr. Cheyenne Modest
  125. Sr. Chic Chic 
  126. Sr. Cinta Lation
  127. Sr. Conjuina Demon
  128. Sr. Connie Lingus     
  129. Sr. Cookie Duster
  130. Sr. Cougar Ondaluce
  131. Sr. Crazy Whores
  132. Sr. Daffodil Doe
  133. Sr. Dana Life of a Nun
  134. Sr. Daya Dee
  135. Sr. Dee Botchery  
  136. Sr. Dee Iddy  
  137. Sr. Denise the Menace
  138. Sr. Desira Fection
  139. Sr. Devina Schnitzel (of the Orlando Order)  
  140. Sr. Dharmna Suprise, the Ohm My Goddess
  141. Sr. Diesire Diez-Illa, of the Soviet Sanctum in FaVilla
  142. Sr. Diva 8
  143. Sr. Divine Nation
  144. Sr. Divine Whoreship  
  145. Sr. Dolly Llama  
  146. Sr. Dona Cara
  147. Sr. Donna Creation (originally given to Sr. Eva Destruction as an evil twin name, now in full use by the Seattle Abbey)
  148. Sr. Donna Eis Requiem
  149. Sr. Donna Mankind
  150. Sr. Dora To Anothaworld
  151. Sr. Doe-Ray Mi Falceto
  152. Sr. Doris Dayity   [spoken for]
  153. Sr. Dosie D'oh!
  154. Sr. Drag Grace
  155. Sr. Eartha Lee Delights
  156. Sr. Edith Myflesh
  157. Sr. Electra Cute
  158. Sr. Elisabliss Taylor  
  159. Sr. Emmy Nence
  160. Sr. Endora Fenn
  161. Sr. Enya Face, Comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable (Sr Enya of the Music City Sisters)
  162. Sr. Ermin on the Mount
  163. Sr. Ethel Alcohol
  164. Sr. Eulilla Karugg 
  165. Sr. Eva Jing Angel
  166. Sr. Eve Angelist
  167. Sr, Evelyn Carnate
  168. Sr. Eve L. Omen 
  169. Sr. Faith Izabitch
  170. Sr. Famine Fortune, of the Four Whore'smen of the Apocolysp
  171. Sr. Fanny Powers
  172. Sr. Fairy Well, My Faerie Fae
  173. Sr. Farah-Lee Sane
  174. Sr. Fawn Dell  (Sr. Fawn Dell Maibalz of  Palm Springs)
  175. Sr. Fecunda Ditty
  176. Sr. Fleur Tation
  177. Sr. Fiat Lux
  178. Sr. Flor Delay
  179. Sr. Flore Horsemen
  180. Sr. Florence of Arabria
  181. Sr. Fortuna Fame
  182. Sr. Freeda Knight  
  183. Sr. Freeda Lay 
  184. Sr. Freekola
  185. Sr. Fresca Carne
  186. Sr. Furrtility Wright
  187. Sr. Gayl Warning
  188. Sr. Getta Life  
  189. Sr. GiGi Fa 'Q the French Whore
  190. Sr. Gina Tonic the Sparkling
  191. Sr. GladAss of the Joyerus Reserrectum
  192. Sr. Gloria Eggshell Sees Dayglow
  193. Sr. Gloria Whole  (Nov Sr Gloria Wholly)
  194. Sr. Gonna Roundabend
  195. Sr. Göttin Trouble
  196. Sr. Gozer Ownways
  197. Sr. Grace Fullrecovery
  198. Sr. Grace Lick
  199. Sr. Hail Satin!
  200. Sr. Harla Davidson
  201. Sr. Harla Quinn 
  202. Sr. Harry Popins
  203. Sr. Have It Yahweh
  204. Sr. Hebe Hottie
  205. Sr. Heather Sailor
  206. Sr. Hedra Sexual, "the Nun Too Straight" (I only added the tag)
  207. Sr. Hellen Wheels, Acting Superior Mother of the Daughters of the Divine Eruption
  208. Sr. Heidi Sausage
  209. Sr. Hellyanona Harley
  210. Sr. Hera Tick (spelled Hera Tique in SF)
  211. Sr. Heidi Sausage
  212. Sr. Heidie Hohl
  213. Sr. Hextra Special
  214. Sr. Holly Grail
  215. Sr. Holly Mackerel
  216. Sr. Holly Peña Poppers
  217. Sr. Honor Knees   (Sr. Honor Neesalot in Palmspring)
  218. Sr. I Luv the Damned
  219. Sr. Ida Ho
  220. Sr. Idol of the Idle
  221. Sr. Ima Jean Nation
  222. Sr. Imprudence
  223. Sr. Inda Darkshadows
  224. Sr. Indie Goda Devida
  225. Sr. Insacia Belle
  226. Sr. Iraina On Parade
  227. Sr. Isadora Bull  
  228. Sr. Izzy Fa King Crazy
  229. Sr. Jade Ed  
  230. Sr. Jane Bond, Double Oh Heven  
  231. Sr. Jane Doe, a Dear, a Female Dear! (Jane Doh! of SF)
  232. Sr. Jane Fonda-Peters  
  233. Sr. Janus Toofaced
  234. Sr. Jenn Der Neutral
  235. Sr. Jennie Sis
  236. Sr. Jenny Side
  237. Sr. JenniFur Suit
  238. Sr. Jewel of Denial
  239. Sr. Joy de Vie
  240. Sr. Julie Andew's Cross
  241. Sr. Juliet of the 151 Spirits
  242. Sr. Karma Lite
  243. Sr. Karmin Sutra  
  244. Sr. Kate Bushfire
  245. Sr. Kay Diddle Diddle
  246. Sr. Killa Instinct
  247. Sr. Kilda Wabbit
  248. Sr. Kitten Kabootle (Abbey of St Joan)
  249. Sr. Kitty Kism (Russian River)
  250. Sr. Kim Burly
  251. Sr. Kris Mass
  252. Sr. KrisTall Mighty of the Towering Virtues
  253. Sr. Lacretia Borzois  
  254. Sr. Lanna Goshen   
  255. Sr. Latrina de Guttersnipe
  256. Sr. Leica Hoover
  257. Sr. Levina Glittertrail
  258. Sr. Lika Bad Penny
  259. Sr. Lil Deville
  260. Sr. Lilla This, Nun a' That
  261. Sr. Limone Pledj
  262. Sr. Linda Hand   
  263. Sr. Ling Ling Bling Bling
  264. Sr. Lois Carmen Denominator  
  265. Sr. Lois theycome  
  266. Sr. London Darier
  267. Sr. Lorna Doom
  268. Sr. Lottie Dah (aka Sr. Phylis Stein)
  269. Sr. Lovinda Convent
  270. Sr. Luce Cannon
  271. Sr. Lucy Tainia
  272. Sr. Luvinthia Tension
  273. Sr. Mada Steele
  274. Sr. Madanna on the Rocks, With a Twist
  275. Sr. Madge iNation
  276. Sr. Malice in Wonerland  
  277. Sr. Malisa Forethought  
  278. Sr. Marilyn Man-hoe
  279. Sr. Marta Damn
  280. Sr. Marti Gras Faux Pas
  281. Sr. Mary Kay La Cima
  282. Sr. Mary Ralph Lauren (I just added the Lauren)
  283. Sr. Mary Un Faithful  
  284. Sr. Mary, Qué? 
  285. Sr. Mary, the Devil  
  286. Sr. Maryanne Gay
  287. Sr. MaryMae Himm of the Havoc Habit
  288. Sr. May Queen Woopi
  289. Sr. Maya Copa
  290. Sr. Maya Woodrose
  291. Sr. Mea Copa Cabana
  292. Sr. Mecca Mesa Everything
  293. Sr. Meg O'lamaniac  
  294. Sr. Megan Whoopy
  295. Sr. Menage Ottowa
  296. Sr. Mercedes Benzover (Mercedes Bendover in SF)
  297. Sr. Mercy Beau Coo
  298. Sr. Merlot Thomas, That Nun!
  299. Sr. The Merryin Fidel
  300. Sr. Mess America
  301. Sr. Milka Punchline
  302. Sr. Millie Terrie
  303. Sr. Mink Shall inherit the Earth
  304. Sr. Mira Mira Ondawall (Spelled Meira Meira in SF)
  305. Sr. Mothra Stewart
  306. Sr. My Paris Perfect
  307. Sr. Nada Virgina Christina [assisted with the name]
  308. Sr. Nora Innocent
  309. Sr. Notina Fortnight
  310. Sr. Nunna That
  311. Sr. Nymph O'mania
  312. Sr. Olivia Neutron, the Bomb (Sister Oblivia Neutron Bomb in The Abbey of St Joan)
  313. Sr. Olivia Life To the Fullest
  314. Sr. Onda Cross
  315. Sr. Onya Knees!
  316. Sr. Ophilia Upp  
  317. Sr. Oui, Oui!
  318. Sr. Pax Heat
  319. Sr. Peara Duces
  320. Sr. Pearla Great Vice      
  321. Sr. Peg N. Ritual (Paghan Ritual in SF)
  322. Sr. Penni Guinn
  323. Sr. Pergie Tory
  324. Sr. Pepper Potts
  325. Sr. Piña Carlotta
  326. Sr. Plethora Delights
  327. Sr. Poise'n Grace  
  328. Sr. Pontif Kate
  329. Sr. Poppy Cock
  330. Sr. Precocious Psychosis    
  331. Sr. Pretty-Wicked, Evil never looked so good!
  332. Sr. Psycho Delia
  333. Sr. Queen Feraday
  334. Sr. Queernaviere, the Shady Lady of the Lake
  335. Sr. Questa the Holy Gurrl
  336. Sr. Reeda Goodbook
  337. Sr. Renda Sunder
  338. Sr. Rhoda Enlightenment (Abbey of St Joan)
  339. Sr. Rhoda Nowhere
  340. Sr. Rhonda Lay
  341. Sr. Riva Styx
  342. Sr. Rolinda Hey [Postulant Rolinda in SF]
  343. Sr. Rosanne Rose O'Shoes
  344. Sr. Rula The World
  345. Sr. Ruth Leslie Cunning
  346. Sr. Sacralicious, the Deseret Desert
  347. Sr. Saki Tumi
  348. Sr. SaMantha Tsinadress
  349. Sr. Sarah Madre
  350. Sr. Sarah Moniz
  351. Sr. Savior Ass  (Saint Saviour Ass)
  352. Sr. Scarlett Letter  
  353. Sr. Scholasica Procrastica [Oxford Order]
  354. Sr. Sedona Happy Face!
  355. Sr. Sedussa Mormon
  356. Sr. Sera Galio [a Seragalio Is the Name a Harem's Quarters]
  357. Sr. Serra Femm Fatale
  358. Sr. Shirley, Temple of Doom
  359. Sr. Shirley Huejeste
  360. Sr. Sin Sera Lee  
  361. Sr. Sindee Jour
  362. Sr. Sinner Ella
  363. Sr. Sinza Gainstnature
  364. Sr. Sistah
  365. Sr. Sno Virgin
  366. Sr. Soma Licious
  367. Sr. Somanie Men
  368. Sr. Sommer Over the Rainbow  
  369. Sr. Sommer Whittier
  370. Sr. Sonja B. With God
  371. Sr. Sophia Moric
  372. Sr. Sue Casa Mikasa
  373. Sr. Sue Veneer
  374. Sr. Super Cala Fraja Bitchstik Expiating Ala Douches
  375. Sr. Surley Temple
  376. Sr. Sweet Marryanne Joseph!
  377. Sr. Sweetness Ann Blight
  378. Sr. Sybil Libertease [Liberties was my spelling]
  379. Sr. Tammy Bae Faker
  380. Sr. Tara Boom Dee, Yay! [Tara Boom Diay Convent of Dun Eideann]
  381. Sr. Tellus Moore
  382. Sr. Terri Fy, the Child of God
  383. Sr. Thia No Evil  
  384. Sr. Three Penny Oprah
  385. Sr. Tiffany Sacks Macy's
  386. Sr. TinkerBeltane, The Radical Blue Fairie (exact name to follow)
  387. Sr. Tipper Over 
  388. Sr. Tira Knee
  389. Sr. Tobie Determined (Postulant in SF)
  390. Sr. Twilla Zone
  391. Sr. Twina Rockana Hardman
  392. Sr. TwoLips Ann Moore
  393. Sr. Unita Clue  
  394. Sr. Val Hala
  395. Sr. Val Kerri
  396. Sr. Vallerie Valdara, Valdara Ha Ha Ha
  397. Sr. Varla Tessa
  398. Sr. Vanity Fairie
  399. Sr. Venus Envy  (the Orlando Sisters)
  400. Sr. Vesper Secrets
  401. Sr. Vi China Syndrom
  402. Sr. Vicky Veil a Tears
  403. Sr. Victoria Secretions
  404. Sr. Vira Lent
  405. Sr. Vodoo You Think You Are?
  406. Sr. Vonda Luce Indacity
  407. Sr. Wai Ling Wahl
  408. Sr. Wanda Realmann  
  409. Sr. Wayda Nirvana
  410. Sr. Wendy Shark Bites
  411. Sr. Which Hazel?
  412. Sr. Willow God
  413. Sr. Windy Stormtroopers
  414. Sir Pent, Lord of Temptation
  415. St. Cha Ching Tumi, Sr. Saki and Penny's talented puppy of the above
  416. St. of the Dark Room
  417. St. Lucy Fur the Angel Puppy (also Sr. Lucy Furr)
  418. St. Snaps of the Seductive Shutter
  419. St. Tsu Nami
  420. St. Will Doo (Anything on stage) 
  421. Her most wholly Superior, Mother Fuquore 
  422. The Cuntessa of Vulgaria

The "Original" List was created out of boredom on a trip to LA in 1993

This page was last updated June 3, 2016.