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    Sister Hellen's

    Newest Nun Names

    These are the newest names from the warped mind of Sister Hellen. It's been a while, so this is a big load!

    Only the ones in Bold are actually known by Hel to be in use.


    Newest name now in order of date: newest first

    1. Sr. Faith Inhumanity
    2. Sr. Carloda Clowns
    3. Sr. Margarita Ondarox
    4. Sr. Lacy Unmentionable
    5. Guard Dam Matt!
    6. Guard Hoe Beau
    7. Sr. Shorta Perection, Nun the Less
    8. Sr. Priscilla  Cybin
    9. Br. Sam Haim
    10. Sr. Elixir Nightly
    11. Guard Beni Bidi Bitchi
    12. Guard Edgar Beaver
    13. Sr. Yazmean Bleep Itty Bleep
    14. Sr. Sin Phony
    15. Sr. Anny Conda
    16. Guard Jack Harder
    17. Guard Pimpy the Elder
    18. Sr Jukke Box
    19. Guard Coma-Toast of the Town
    20. Sr. Carol, the Ancient Yuletide Troll
    21. Sr. Angela Elevation
    22. Sr. Pazuzu Zuul
    23. Sr. Xinya In the Buff
    24. Guard Sea Man
    25. Sr. Cocka Mae Mae
    26. Sr. Jello? lzme
    27. Guard Billy Club
    28. Sr. Bullah. Bullah? Bullah?
    29. Sr. Shel Ohm
    30. Sr. Radical-Ida Ology
    31. Sr. Pomona Sousaphona, the Abundantly Fruity
    32. Guard Iben Wicked
    33. Sr. Rae Incarnate
    34. Sr. Riya Britha de Reincarnate
    35. Guard Javi Maria
    36. Sr. Mythica l'Occation
    37. Sr. Hamsa Luncheonmeat
    38. Sr. Calla d'Wilde
    39. Sr. Hedwig Crotchmerkin
    40. Fr. Thurstan Hunger
    41. Sr. Kelley Greenenvy
    42. Guard Buck Fuddy
    43. Guard Zero Fox Given
    44. Br. Jacques Ullar
    45. Sr. Fluffer Ann Nutter
    46. Guard Carnie Vour
    47. Sr. Eadi Meaty
    48. Guard Monte Crisco
    49. Sr. The Capistrano Swallows
    50. Guard Redheaded Wood Pecker
    51. Sr. Fonda Gaywood
    52. Sr. Ida Dunim
    53. Guard Fapper Handcock
    54. Sr. Iris To The Occasion
    55. Guard James Bondage
    56. Sr. Lov eDict
    57. Sr. Lavender Sashay
    58. Sr. Tera-Gone Wilde
    59. Sr. Wilde-Anni Male
    60. Sr. Luvin Haight
    61. Sr. Snow White-Trash
    62. Guard Bi-Juan, get Juan Free
    63. Sr. Donna Play With Fire
    64. Sr. NecroNancy, Dark Mistress of the Ohh Cult
    65. Sr. Claire Voyeur, Spiritual see-er of consensual dalliances
    66. Sr. Czar Fabulous!
    67. Guard Dean The Righteous
    68. Sr. Patty Beefcake, the Baker's Man
    69. Guard Studmuffin Topp
    70. Sr. Gloria Bea On High
    71. Sr. Sanctus Dominae Trix
    72. Sr. Margo Go Boots
    73. Sr. Some Young Moonbeam
    74. Sr. Corra Net
    75. Sr. Villainy Whiplash
    76. Sr. Sin-A-Mann
    77. Sr. Sin-Thea
    78. Sr. Sinply Divine
    79. Sr. Opulanta Deluge
    80. Sr. Crema Rizing Ta-da Top
    81. Sr. Inyo Dreams
    82. Sr. Lula Belltaine
    83. Sr. Lorda Bove
    84. Sr. Una Momento Mori
    85. Sr. Winda Blows
    86. Guard Lord of the Flings
    87. Sr. Sauronda
    88. Guard Rocky N Bulltinkle
    89. Guard Ma Hat Ma Ganga
    90. Sr. Kel Supriz!
    91. Sr. Colormae Surprised
    92. Sr. Clamidia Begone
    93. Sr. Carrie Ewer Ownweight
    94. Sr. Ewe R. Hear
    95. Sr. The Spider Woman's Daughter (Native American Lore reference)
    96. Sr. Linda Mia Fiver
    97. Sr. Babbline Brooke
    98. Sr. Lika Brooke Wall
    99. Sr. Karma Electric
    100. Sr. Bloomia Kiss
    101. Br. Dick King Daddy
    102. Guard Danube Lumia Way
    103. Sr. Reyna Gaid
    104. Sr. Pessy Mystic
    105. Guard Optimist Prime
    106. Sr. Andorra Brother
    107. Sr. Patina Green
    108. Guard Gillo Teen
    109. Sr. Landa Milken Honey
    110. Sr. Enya Deep
    111. Guard Jack King
    112. Sr. Libertina Freedom
    113. Br. Sanctus Sacramonius
    114. Sr. Nema Siss
    115. Sr. Accordia Cacaphonia/Discordia Concordia (Sr AC/DC)
    116. Sr. Peaches N. Regalia (admittedly stolen from Frank Zappa)
    117. Sr. Aurora de Crowd
    118. Sr. Ceres of Fortunate Events
    119. Guard for the love of one hung Chad
    120. Guard Asgard
    121. Sr. Freya Lastnerve
    122. Sr. Frigg Ingrate!
    123. Sr. Lustina Niceway
    124. Sr. Trivia Fursuits
    125. Sr. Prosperina Hardtimes
    126. Sr. Patina Firmbottom
    127. Sr. Dysnomia ???
    128. Fr. Enyo Dreams!
    129. Sr. Panacea Tranquility
    130. Sr. Orgina Backroom
    131. Sr. Everyone Knows Nada
    132. Sr. Eris Human
    133. Sr. Nefertiti Twister
    134. Br. Polish Myrod
    135. Sr. Ivonna Big Blackhawk
    136. Sr. Era Distinction
    137. Sr. Leslie Via the Backdoor
    138. Guard Les Pettiness
    139. Guard Moe Caring
    140. Sr. Raspberry L'Man-aide
    141. Guard the Incredible Bulk
    142. Br. George Harry Son
    143. Fr. Paul Mine Herr
    144. Guard Paul Myfinger
    145. Guard Ringo Deathstar
    146. Sr. Ally Katz
    147. Br. Joey Joy
    148. Sr. Cycledelic
    149. Pope Urban Sprawl
    150. Guard Wally Nuts
    151. Sr. San Francesca
    152. Sr. Stella by Starfight
    153. Br. Burt Offerings
    154. Sr. Cine Easter
    155. Sr. Chic Yabooty
    156. Sr. Cherry Bimm
    157. Sr. In-Joy
    158. Guard Goldenrod
    159. Sr. Cinna Stir
    160. Sr. Skella Tina
    161. Sr. Annie May, the Cartoon Fuckie
    162. Sr. Ethel Spirits
    163. Sr. Yoyo Whatsup
    164. Sr. Dee Vine Intervention
    165. Br. Angus Dei, Beef with God
    166. Sr. Trina Dad
    167. Sr. Psalm Bodyelse
    168. Sr. Yuba Itch
    169. Guard cZar Romero
    170. Sr. Yuba Stirred
    171. Sr. Badella Britney
    172. Guard Corry Ollis
    173. Sr. Misty Crystal Balls
    174. Sr. Meelinda, Utarzan
    175. Sr. Leia Virgin
    176. Sr. April Fool's Paradise
    177. Sr. Judy Jitzu
    178. Sr. Ludi Chris
    179. Sr. Poly Nesia
    180. Sr. Raven Lunatic
    181. Sr. Serena Lakeview
    182. Guard Great Scott
    183. Guard Scott Free
    184. Br. Lex Lutheran
    185. Sr. Pasty Dee Kline
    186. Sr. Goda Heck
    187. Sr Bella Donna Gay Apparel
    188. Br. Mel Larky
    189. Sr. Sugarbush Pretty/Sweet
    190. Sr. Sweet Pee
    191. Sr. Feesia Balzoff
    192. Br. Les Steal Magnolias
    193. Sr. Zinnia Inda Buff
    194. Sr. Nut Meg

    This page was last updated  Nov 2018