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    Sister Hellen's

    Newest Nun Names

    These are the newest names from the warped mind of Sister Hellen. It's been a while, so this is a big load!

    Only the ones in Bold are actually known by Hel to be in use.


    Names are in order of creation; newst first

    1. Reverend Mother Ducker, the Auto Correct
    2. Sr. Nellie Execution, the Gal O' Humor (co-authored with Agnes)
    3. Pontfex Maximus Overdrive
    4. Guard Urbane Legend
    5. Sr. Sissy Fuss of the Big Bolders
    6. Sr. Temperance Tantrum
    7. Archbishop of Cuntaberry
    8. Guard Jim Workout
    9. Sr. Faith Inhumanity
    10. Sr. Carloda Clowns
    11. Sr. Margarita Ondarox
    12. Sr. Lacy Unmentionable
    13. Guard Dam Matt!
    14. Guard Hoe Beau
    15. Sr. Shorta Perefection, Nun the Less
    16. Sr. Priscilla  Cybin
    17. Br. Sam Haim
    18. Sr. Elixir Nightly
    19. Guard Beni Bidi Bitchi
    20. Guard Edgar Beaver
    21. Sr. Yazmean Bleep Itty Bleep
    22. Sr. Sin Phony
    23. Sr. Anny Conda
    24. Guard Jack Harder
    25. Guard Pimpy the Elder
    26. Sr Jukke Box
    27. Guard Coma-Toast of the Town
    28. Sr. Carol, the Ancient Yuletide Troll
    29. Sr. Angela Elevation
    30. Sr. Pazuzu Zuul
    31. Sr. Xinya In the Buff
    32. Guard Sea Man
    33. Sr. Cocka Mae Mae
    34. Sr. Jello? lzme
    35. Guard Billy Club
    36. Sr. Bullah. Bullah? Bullah?
    37. Sr. Shel Ohm
    38. Sr. Radical-Ida Ology
    39. Sr. Pomona Sousaphona, the Abundantly Fruity
    40. Guard Iben Wicked
    41. Sr. Rae Incarnate
    42. Sr. Riya Britha de Reincarnate
    43. Guard Javi Maria
    44. Sr. Mythica l'Occation
    45. Sr. Hamsa Luncheonmeat
    46. Sr. Calla d'Wilde
    47. Sr. Hedwig Crotchmerkin
    48. Fr. Thurstan Hunger
    49. Sr. Kelley Greenenvy
    50. Guard Buck Fuddy
    51. Guard Zero Fox Given
    52. Br. Jacques Ullar
    53. Sr. Fluffer Ann Nutter
    54. Guard Carnie Vour
    55. Sr. Eadi Meaty
    56. Guard Monte Crisco
    57. Sr. The Capistrano Swallows
    58. Guard Redheaded Wood Pecker
    59. Sr. Fonda Gaywood
    60. Sr. Ida Dunim
    61. Guard Fapper Handcock
    62. Sr. Iris To The Occasion
    63. Guard James Bondage
    64. Sr. Lov eDict
    65. Sr. Lavender Sashay
    66. Sr. Tera-Gone Wilde
    67. Sr. Wilde-Anni Male
    68. Sr. Luvin Haight
    69. Sr. Snow White-Trash
    70. Guard Bi-Juan, get Juan Free
    71. Sr. Donna Play With Fire
    72. Sr. NecroNancy, Dark Mistress of the Ohh Cult
    73. Sr. Claire Voyeur, Spiritual see-er of consensual dalliances
    74. Sr. Czar Fabulous!
    75. Guard Dean The Righteous
    76. Sr. Patty Beefcake, the Baker's Man
    77. Guard Studmuffin Topp
    78. Sr. Gloria Bea On High
    79. Sr. Sanctus Dominae Trix
    80. Sr. Margo Go Boots
    81. Sr. Some Young Moonbeam
    82. Sr. Corra Net
    83. Sr. Villainy Whiplash
    84. Sr. Sin-A-Mann
    85. Sr. Sin-Thea
    86. Sr. Sinply Divine
    87. Sr. Opulanta Deluge
    88. Sr. Crema Rizing Ta-da Top
    89. Sr. Inyo Dreams
    90. Sr. Lula Belltaine
    91. Sr. Lorda Bove
    92. Sr. Una Momento Mori
    93. Sr. Winda Blows
    94. Guard Lord of the Flings
    95. Sr. Sauronda
    96. Guard Rocky N Bulltinkle
    97. Guard Ma Hat Ma Ganga
    98. Sr. Kel Supriz!
    99. Sr. Colormae Surprised
    100. Sr. Clamidia Begone

    This page was last updated  Jan 2019